mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys

(Source: clubpresident)

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

dialupmodem:

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

(Source: 2460-pun)

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

(Source: capt-ora)

"Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?"

Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)

(via bright—ness)

(Source: splitterherzen)

isnt:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

(Source: confirmance)